Geoff Shapiro

Slightly above-average hero.
I have all the fashion sense of a 90s rap video.
I'm like a fish with hydrophobia
Let's share a deep night where we really connect but then never speak of it ever again.

thepaladog:

Nintendo’s sales haven’t been what they hoped for or expected, so all the executives got together and made the decision to cut their salaries in half to ensure their employees still get paid. They say it’s the fault of the executives that the products aren’t selling well, not their employees, so it isn’t fair for the employees to have to take the hits for that.

Why are there people who don’t like or respect Nintendo again?


back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"


kill-whitepeople:

i’m so glad anime is illegal now

kill-whitepeople:

i’m so glad anime is illegal now

(Source: nuada-valcrix)


otterdaddy:

hurricaine:

nerdable:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

hurricaine

nerdable
is exactly correct!

Perception generally has some roots in reality.

I wokr in IT and I can confirm I think all the other people are like this


(Source: teenagenicks)


gerommey:

gerommey:

a kanye west convention

I been thinking about this I can’t decide to call it conye or kanye fest


the-birdlady:

my family and friends trying to get me to leave the house

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(Source: droqo)


themaskednegro:

Hyrule Warriors is game of the year and I don’t even have a Wii U.

(Source: tyforce-of-courage)



loltaku:

Ben Kuchera responds to criticism from women.

loltaku:

Ben Kuchera responds to criticism from women.


thesugarray:

lostdoughnut:

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

true story: i tried avoiding saying ‘bitch’ in front of a kid so my mouth said ‘cunt’ instead.

Nailed it.

(Source: untongue)


camzcauregui:

ssweet-dispositionn:

Amen

Broke ass jauregui

camzcauregui:

ssweet-dispositionn:

Amen

Broke ass jauregui

(Source: keefrich)


goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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(Source: givingaway)


(Source: meteor-falls)