Geoff Shapiro

Slightly above-average hero.
I have all the fashion sense of a 90s rap video.
I'm like a fish with hydrophobia
Let's share a deep night where we really connect but then never speak of it ever again.

thingsonhazelshead:

Keeping up with the news during vacation.

thingsonhazelshead:

Keeping up with the news during vacation.


Lunch with @kevtaur

Lunch with @kevtaur


thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

vegardsnipples:

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buzzfeed apparently only just realised that there are languages other than english

These strange indecipherable symbols on Ikea products are apparently actually ‘Swedish’ according to several noted academics who have spent decades studying Ikea


mariowiki:

*X-FILES THEME PLAYS*
The truth is out there

mariowiki:

*X-FILES THEME PLAYS*

The truth is out there


dashingyounghero:

hipsterinatardis:

Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

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realvsable:

*protestation intensifies*


frienderbender:

im-stuck-on-the-toilet-because-i:

urnotok:

liquidcassidy:

Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.

WHO THE FUCK GETS KILLED BY A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE 

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When I was in first grade I almost choked to death in the school cafeteria while eating a hot dog. No one knew how to perform the Heimlich maneuver so I somehow managed to cough it up myself. It was a pretty huge piece of hot dog. After that I learned to take smaller bites and chew, though.

(Source: everlarkdandelions)


shyowl:

saddeer:

this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time

hippie vibes

(Source: BuzzFeed)


animesimon:

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(Source: papararatchi)


braig:

mariowiki:

look at this picture of sakurai

hes practicing for when he meets the leakers

braig:

mariowiki:

look at this picture of sakurai

hes practicing for when he meets the leakers


uniphants:

itseasytoremember:

youngstero:

how time flies

you aged really well

Pokemon trainers don’t age


mysharona1987:

And all the real ghosts got offended because they’d never actually scream “WOOOOOOOH” at anyone. It’s an offensive stereotype.

mysharona1987:

And all the real ghosts got offended because they’d never actually scream “WOOOOOOOH” at anyone. It’s an offensive stereotype.


theterry:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND



I couldn’t help it. Phrases make the best song titles.
(Also 100% shipping Tulip with Cactus. I don’t even know why, I must.)

theterry:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

Their Song List

I couldn’t help it. Phrases make the best song titles.

(Also 100% shipping Tulip with Cactus. I don’t even know why, I must.)


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neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

neilnevins:

hectorsalamanca:

Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]

without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda

(Source: lalondes)


Photoset reblogged from

When I was younger I didn’t get it. I didn’t even know what “compensating” was

(Source: wheelchair-warrior)