Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.
WHO THE FUCK GETS KILLED BY A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE
When I was in first grade I almost choked to death in the school cafeteria while eating a hot dog. No one knew how to perform the Heimlich maneuver so I somehow managed to cough it up myself. It was a pretty huge piece of hot dog. After that I learned to take smaller bites and chew, though.